Future Perfect

Advance apologies to everyone involved, and their estates:

They punched my ticket quite awhile back now
But still Ricardo is my name
And I'll never have to say "stab at thee"
And I'm finally done waitin' for de plane.

But I'm Khan
But I'm Khaaan
You're gonna miss me 'cause I'm Khan
You're gonna miss me for my hair
You're gonna miss my debonair, oh
You're gonna miss me, 'cause I'm Khan

Yes I'm Khan,
Oh, I'm Khaaaaaan
You're gonna miss me, 'cause I'm Khan
You're gonna miss me for my quotes
You're gonna miss my fights-like-boats
You're gonna miss me, 'cause I'm Khan

You've got to Trek it Into Darkness now
Another new Star Trek number two
It's got ships, it's got emotions
It's got tons of big explosions
But I can't help but wish the plot were new.

'Cause I'm Khan
Yes I'm Khaaaaaaaaaan
You're gonna miss me, 'cause I'm Khan
You're gonna miss me for my voice
You're gonna miss me for their choice, oh
You're gonna miss me, 'cause I'm Khan

'Cause I'm Khan,
Yes I'm Khaaaaaaaaaaaan,
You're gonna miss me, 'cause I'm Khan
You're gonna miss me for my race
You're gonna think it's in bad taste, oh,
You're gonna miss me, 'cause I'm Khan

'Cause I'm Khan,
Yes I'm Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaan,
You're gonna miss me, 'cause I'm Khan
You're gonna miss me for my chest,
You're gonna miss me: I'm the best
You're gonna miss me 'cause I'm Khan.