- A Fabergé egg
- A normal egg
- Most mirrors
- A snowball
- An intricate Lego or K'Nex structure which is not specifically made to survive a 5-foot fall
- Pie
- Peter Parker's ego
- Samuel L. Jackson's character in "Unbreakable"
- My new laptop
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5 comments:
Awe, man! My sympathies for your loss!!
*pours some liquor for the laptop*
Actually, it looks like it's going to be the Bionic laptop--I'm sending it away, and they're going to rebuild it (they have the technology). They're going to make it better, faster, stronger (than it currently is, in its broken state).
I just hope the relaunch doesn't suck.
Sorry about your laptop, but at least you got a funny blog entry out of it.
Sorry to hear about your laptop, man. That really sucks.
-M
Better? Faster? Stronger? You have tech support from Kanye West? Bitchin'!
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