In fairness, I never said which November

Content Warning: Sexual assault, election stuff, violence, everything. Stuff is changing around here, sorry folks. 

I am a Patriot, and so I voted for a man who says America is terrible, its blood is poisoned, its citizens are enemies within. 

I believe that America is the Greatest Country on Earth, and so I voted for a man who openly admires other nations' dictators.

I believe in the Constitution, and so I voted for a man who tried to suspend it to maintain power, and openly plans to subvert it every way he can in order to enact a fascist agenda.

I believe in the Military, that Freedom isn't Free, and so I voted for a draft dodger who used soldiers' graves for a campaign photo op and sneered at war heroes.

I believe in the importance of the economy and reducing prices, and so I voted for a man whose economic proposals will lead to massive inflation according to every credible expert, as they did the first time he tried them.

I believe in the Bible and Jesus, and so I voted for a man who out-Herods Herod, who hates the poor, the meek, the needy, who plans to round up my neighbors and exile them from their homes.

I believe in law and order, I Back the Blue, and so I voted for a man convicted of thirty-four felonies, with a decades-long history of fraud and sexual assault.

I believe in a terrible conspiracy of global elites harming children, so I voted for the man Jeffrey Epstein called his "closest friend."

I believe that a men shouldn't be allowed in private areas with young girls, so I voted for a man who bragged about peeping on teenage girls in their changing rooms. 

I believe in triggering the Libs and drinking their tears and hunting them down and throwing them from helicopters and I don't understand why people let politics get in the way of relationships.

I am a tough, rugged American unlike those snowflakes on the Left and if you so much as imply that I'm deplorable garbage, I will throw such a tantrum.

I believe in Making America Great Again, so I voted for Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Führer.

In the past, I operated this blog along a few self-imposed rules. 

Well, first, in the past, I operated this blog. Remember blogs? Remember POGs? Remember the blush of youth and the kiss of summer and the feeling like good times might never end?

Right, okay.

In the past, I had two self-imposed rules on this blog. First, I tended to avoid commenting on contentious sociopolitical & philosophical topics, because I had a different blog for that. Second, I kept the language PG, resorting to comic book grawlix (e.g., @%$!) any time I needed to say something that you couldn't say in a DC Comic book circa 1998. Could they say "ass" in a DC Comic book circa 1998? I allowed myself "ass." 

Well, ain't nobody got time for two blogs anymore. Ain't nobody got time for one blog anymore, but I need something to keep me away from social media for my blood pressure, so I have dusted off the old blog once more. You might see an f-bomb around here now and then. You're definitely going to see political posts. There's no avoiding it. I might even play around with hosting or with graphics for the first time in a decade or more. And I'm finally going to finish Ender's Game, maybe. 

It's dark out there. Be kind to each other, find a mutual aid network to be part of, update your passport, pack your go bag, put Nazis in the ground.