All right, everybody just lay off Citizen Steel, okay? Look, you know how it is. It's your first time in spandex, you're getting your picture taken, you're a little excited, a little nervous, and this sort of thing just happens. It's not like you can control it. And you know, the more you think about it, the worse it gets.
I mean, it's not like he could just hold his textbook in front of himself, y'know?
So give him a break. I mean, the only alternative is that it's some kind of creepy narcissistic thing, like that scene in "American Psycho." And that kind of conduct doesn't really fit a superhero.
Oh.
That...that's not right.
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And, really, if you've ever had trouble keeping your junk under control, just imagine if it was hard as steel.
*Snicker* So, the next time the women start to complain that Power Girl's bosom is overflowing the confines of the panel, all the guys will trot out this picture, and say "See? Men are objectified sexually too!"
Babies!
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